“I feel safe with you.”
*Chokes* “TAKE THAT BACK!”
BTVS S05E14: ‘Crush’
“A bear! You made a bear! Undo it! Undo it!”
BTVS S04E08: ‘Pangs’
“She wouldn’t even kill me. She just left. She didn’t even care enough to cut off my head, or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared?”
BTVS S03E08: ‘Lovers Walk’
“How about a daytime ceremony in the park?”
“Fabulous. Enjoy your honeymoon with the Big Pile of Dust.”
BTVS S0409: ‘Something Blue’
“We like to talk big, vampires do. ‘I’m going to destroy the world.’ That’s just tough-guy talk. Strutting around with your friends over a pint of blood. The truth is, I like this world. You’ve got…dog racing, Manchester united. And you’ve got people. Billions of people walking around like Happy Meals with legs. It’s all right here. But then someone comes along with a vision. With a real… passion for destruction. Angel could pull it off. Good-bye, Piccadilly. Farewell, Leicester-bloody-Square.”
BTVS SO2E22: ‘Becoming Pt. 2’
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Love this, totally agree, yet missing one. Harmony to Spike “you love that tunnel more than me”. Spike: ” I love syphilis more than you”
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Thanks! Haha that’s a great one. There were loads more I thought of but had to leave out. I could have filled this list three times over.
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I know right!?!, Spike got the best lines. Both the sarcastic one-liners as well as the most romantic and sensitive words ever pronounced on television. Thanks to the best writers and the best actor. Great interaction.
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He really did. Such a versatile character and James Marsters is always great!
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‘Here kitty, kitty…Someone’s in the ceiling…’
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