*Impersonating Angel*
“Say no more. Evil is still afoot. And I’m almost out of that nancy-boy hair-gel I like so much. Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!”
Angel S01E03: ‘Into The Dark’
“Why don’t you rip her lungs out? It might make an impression.”
“Lacks… poetry.”
“It doesn’t have to. What rhymes with lungs?”
BTVS S02E16: ‘Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered’
“I know I’m not the first choice for heroics, and Buffy’s tried to kill me more than once. And I don’t fancy a single one of you at all. But… Actually, all that sounds pretty convincing. I wonder if Asian House is open…”
BTVS S04E18: ‘Where The Wild Things Are’
“This is the crack team that foils my every plan? I am deeply shamed.”
BTVS S04E09: ‘Something Blue’
“You’re not friends. You’ll never be friends. You’ll be in love til it kills you both. You’ll fight, and you’ll shag and you’ll hate each other til it makes you quiver, but you’ll never be friends. Love isn’t brains, children, it’s blood. Blood screaming inside you to work its will. I may be love’s bitch, but at least I’m man enough to admit it.”
BTVS S03E08: ‘Lovers Walk’
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Love this, totally agree, yet missing one. Harmony to Spike “you love that tunnel more than me”. Spike: ” I love syphilis more than you”
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Thanks! Haha that’s a great one. There were loads more I thought of but had to leave out. I could have filled this list three times over.
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I know right!?!, Spike got the best lines. Both the sarcastic one-liners as well as the most romantic and sensitive words ever pronounced on television. Thanks to the best writers and the best actor. Great interaction.
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He really did. Such a versatile character and James Marsters is always great!
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‘Here kitty, kitty…Someone’s in the ceiling…’
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