Sunnydale’s resident punk vampire often stole the show on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Here are his best ever lines…
“Out. For. A. Walk… Bitch.”
BTVS S05E05: ‘No Place Like Home’
“You can’t see the stars, love. That’s the ceiling. Also, it’s day.”
BTVS S02E14: ‘Innocence’
“If every vampire who said he was at the crucifixion was actually there, it would have been like Woodstock.”
BTVS S02E03: ‘School Hard’
“Randy Giles? Why not just call me Horny Giles or Desperate-For-A-Shag Giles? I knew there was a reason I hated you.”
BTVS S06E08: ‘Tabula Rasa’
“Is everyone here very stoned?”
BTVS SO5E21: ‘The Weight of the World’
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Love this, totally agree, yet missing one. Harmony to Spike “you love that tunnel more than me”. Spike: ” I love syphilis more than you”
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Thanks! Haha that’s a great one. There were loads more I thought of but had to leave out. I could have filled this list three times over.
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I know right!?!, Spike got the best lines. Both the sarcastic one-liners as well as the most romantic and sensitive words ever pronounced on television. Thanks to the best writers and the best actor. Great interaction.
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He really did. Such a versatile character and James Marsters is always great!
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‘Here kitty, kitty…Someone’s in the ceiling…’
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