The Joker’s 20 Greatest Quotes

“Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos. I’m an agent of chaos.”

The Dark Knight (2008)

“Where does he get those wonderful toys?”

Batman (1989)

“All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That’s how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else… Only you won’t admit it! I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? … Something like that happened to me, you know. I… I’m not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another… If I’m going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is… I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can’t you? I mean, you’re not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we’ve come close to World War Three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? … It’s all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for… it’s all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can’t you see the funny side? Why aren’t you laughing?”

The Killing Joke (2016)

“As my plastic surgeon always said: If ya gotta go, go with a smile!”

Batman (1989)

“Oh, I’m not gonna kill ya. I’m just gonna hurt ya… really, really bad.”

Suicide Squad (2016)

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