Nanny #1: “Let’s talk about how to prevent forest fires.”
Wednesday: “Prevent them?”
The Addams Family Values (1993)
Nanny #2: “Where is the baby?”
Wednesday: “Which part?”
The Addams Family Values (1993)
Wednesday: “Puglsey, sit in the chair.”
Pugsley: “Why?”
Wednesday: “So we can play a game.”
Pugsley: “What game?”
Wednesday: “It’s called… ‘Is There a God?'”
The Addams Family (1991)
Wednesday: “We don’t hug.”
Becky: “Oh, they’re just shy.”
Pugsley: “We’re not shy.”
Wednesday: “We’re contagious.”
The Addams Family Values (1993)
Wednesday: “You have taken the land which is rightfully ours. Years from now, my people will be forced to live in mobile homes on reservations; your people will wear cardigans and drink highballs. We will sell our bracelets by the roadsides; you will play golf and enjoy hot hors d’oeuvres. My people will have pain and degradation; your people will have stick-shifts. The gods of my tribe have spoken. They have said, ‘Do not trust the Pilgrims, especially Sarah Miller.’… And for all these reasons, I have decided to scalp you and burn your village to the ground.”
The Addams Family Values (1993)