Wednesday Addams’ 15 Greatest Quotes

Girl: “And then mommy kissed daddy, and the angel told the stork. The stork flew down from heaven and left a diamond under a cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby.”

Pugsley: “Our parents are having a baby, too.”

Wednesday: “They had sex.”

The Addams Family Values (1993) 

Amanda: “Is that your bathing suit?”

Wednesday: “Is that your overbite?”

The Addams Family Values (1993) 

Gomez: “Children, why do you hate the baby?”

Pugsley: “We don’t hate him. We just wanna play with him.”

Wednesday: “Especially his head.”

The Addams Family Values (1993) 

Joel: “Wednesday, do you think someday you might wanna get married and have kids?”

Wednesday: “No.”

Joel: “But what if you met just the right man, who worshiped and adored you, who’d do anything you say, who’d be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?”

Wednesday: “I’d pity him.”

The Addams Family Values (1993) 

Wednesday: “Pass the salt.”

Morticia: “And what do we say?”

Wednesday: “Now!”

The Addams Family (1991)


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