Girl: “And then mommy kissed daddy, and the angel told the stork. The stork flew down from heaven and left a diamond under a cabbage patch, and the diamond turned into a baby.”
Pugsley: “Our parents are having a baby, too.”
Wednesday: “They had sex.”
The Addams Family Values (1993)
Amanda: “Is that your bathing suit?”
Wednesday: “Is that your overbite?”
The Addams Family Values (1993)
Gomez: “Children, why do you hate the baby?”
Pugsley: “We don’t hate him. We just wanna play with him.”
Wednesday: “Especially his head.”
The Addams Family Values (1993)
Joel: “Wednesday, do you think someday you might wanna get married and have kids?”
Wednesday: “No.”
Joel: “But what if you met just the right man, who worshiped and adored you, who’d do anything you say, who’d be your devoted slave? Then what would you do?”
Wednesday: “I’d pity him.”
The Addams Family Values (1993)
Wednesday: “Pass the salt.”
Morticia: “And what do we say?”
Wednesday: “Now!”
The Addams Family (1991)
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